Disclaimer
The content on teodoro.ch and its linked sites (including hobbies.teodoro.ch, blog.teodoro.ch, etc.) is provided purely for educational and informational purposes.
It reflects my personal experiences with powerlifting, the ketogenic diet, biohacking, and getting back into mathematics.
I am not a doctor, dietitian, or certified coach. This information is in no way a substitute for personalised medical, nutritional, or professional advice. I do not offer personal training or nutrition coaching.
I accept no responsibility for any damage, injury, or consequences arising from the use of this information.
Before starting any training, diet, or supplementation programme, consult a doctor or a qualified professional.
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Discopump (minigame)
Discopump is a free entertainment minigame on teodoro.ch (including Easy / Medium / Hard / Very Hard leagues, Solo and Versus, and a shared Hall of Fame). It is provided “as is” with no warranty of any kind — including no promise of availability, freedom from bugs, compatibility, chart fairness, or that any feature will work.
You play entirely at your own risk. To the fullest extent permitted by law, I decline all responsibility and liability for any damage, injury, impairment, or other consequences — including strain (e.g. tendons, joints, eyes), headaches, nausea, photosensitive reactions, hearing harm from volume, device damage, data loss, frustration, or lost time. If you feel unwell: stop immediately.
League choice and personal best scores stay in your browser/device (e.g. localStorage). Hall of Fame entries (including optional Instagram handles) are stored on the game server as a shared ranking. Server boards may be reset, moderated, or lost (e.g. ops/disk issues) — I accept no liability for that. Clearing browser data does not remove server Hall of Fame entries.
Submitting an Instagram handle is voluntary. The handle may appear as a clickable link to the third-party Instagram service (Meta) on the Hall of Fame. Public profiles may be opened by other users; private profiles follow Instagram’s settings. I do not verify handles for accuracy, ownership, or legitimacy, and I decline all responsibility for wrong/someone else’s handles, impersonation, harassment, reputational harm, privacy consequences, or any other outcome from publishing or clicking such links.
Instagram and everything on it are outside my control. I accept no liability for external links or third-party services.
There are no prizes, enforceable claims, formal tournaments, or binding leaderboards. The Hall of Fame is entertainment only.
By starting and using Discopump you accept this disclaimer. If you disagree: don’t play and don’t enter any handles.